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If Tom Hiddleston was actually my boyfriend

Me:
Can you do it one more time?
Tom:
No
Me:
Please?
Tom:
No
Me:
PLEASE. JUST ONCE MORE.
Tom:
*sigh* okay
Me:
..........
Tom:
Kneel before me...
Me:
ASHGIADHGIOEHWSIOGHIOSGHEDASGEASHS. AGAIN.
private-revolution: sociolab: roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me: benppollack: JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day The text reads:  “First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.” HELL TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN YES. So fucking cute. JC Penney, you can have all my moneos

private-revolution:

sociolab:

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

HELL TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN YES.

So fucking cute.

JC Penney, you can have all my moneos

thetowersang:

Any injuries on set ?

szczurek: Prowl: 2 Tables: 0

szczurek:

Prowl: 2 
Tables: 0

evilhasnever:

250 years… 

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CHILD ABUSE: TODDLER SINGS ‘AIN’T NO HOMOS GONNA MAKE IT TO HEAVEN’ IN CHURCH 

atheismfuckyeah:

I know the Bible’s right, somebody’s wrong
I know the Bible’s right, somebody’s wrong

Aint no homos going to make it to heaven

View the video at the link…

~Mooglets

the-hedgehog-of-baskerville:

elementrypenguin:

why can’t there be a petting zoo but instead of animals there can be british actors 

#mummy, i wanna pat the Hiddleston #no sweetie #mummy wants to pat the Cumberbatch first #and then we’ll go and take some photos of the Firth and the Fry #and we can go and feed a Freeman later on

bluandorange: jollyandy: It’s called swagbending. HOLY SHIT Mako’s hot

bluandorange:

jollyandy:

It’s called swagbending.

HOLY SHIT

Mako’s hot

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